Sexting chat

A side note to the creepy dudes, you know if you just want pictures of girl’s boobs you can turn off Google safe search and literally anything you type in will bring up boobs. Here are some steps to guide you through your sexting experience. Here’s an actual text a female friend of mine received from a guy WHO GOT HER NUMBER FROM FACEBOOK: There are obviously so many things wrong with this.Now I know you’re excited and can’t wait to dive into your new world of textual exploration but slow down. The first mistake was hunting down a phone number on Facebook like Joey Greco from Cheaters but that’s a whole other set of issues.

If you’re going to sext with someone at least have some sort of conversation first.

If not then you might as well just text random numbers and hope someone is impressed: 2. According to the dozens of girls I’ve spoken to about this, it’s crazy how eager guys are to send a picture of their penis to just about anyone who will look.

It’s not even in the heat of sexting, it’s almost a conversation starter for some guys, like a coffee table book; a horrible, flaccid coffee table book.

Here’s what NOT to do: If you must send a picture, keep it from the waist up unless specifically asked.

Also, if you send a picture of your penis know that she’s sent it to her friends as a joke.

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